.:Senator's Wife Faces DUI Charge
And we wouldn't care if she wasn't a Senator's wife

.:Mary J And Sheryl Crow Headed To White House
Tons of celebs are performing at the White House for the holiday season

.:Snake VS Woodpecker
Who do you think wins in this battle for the nest

.:Thanksgiving Travel In Decline
So maybe your flights won't be so packed this year

.:Sister Ejected From ATV
This sounds worse than it actually is... Watch it here

.:Swine Flu Was Here In The 60's?!?!
Did you know this isn't the first time we've dealt with this

.:Temp Tattoo Animal Puppets
This is the oddest invention ever, but will make this man millions

.:Get Ready For That Yellow Slip AOL Employees
It looks like the 90's web giant is eliminating 1/3 of it's jobs locally

.:You Missed World Toilet Day
If you forgot to squat yesterday in rememberance, there's always next year

.:New Moon Breaking Records
Like you didn't expect it too... Info here

.:Hamburger Bed
This is one way to ensure a woman won't sleep with you

.:Calf Thinks He's A Dog
That is gonna be one confused piece of steak

.:Is Obama Stressed??
They are saying his weight loss is a sign of stress

.:Pet Stroller???
Have you seen this weirdos walking in the mall???

.:Baby Born In Car Named After Vehicle
That's one of those stories I would never share with my kid

.:Students Arrested For Not Paying Tip
I hope these students sue the crap out of the restaurant

.:Tex Sent Home For Skinny Jeans
Samy would not be allowed in the state

.:Oprah To End In 2011
Maybe the Mayans were right about 2012

.:Dating Dealbreakers
I bet I've done all of these at some point in my life

.:Women Only Need One Pair Of Jeans
They say the key is a flattering high quality pair

.:Carmen Electra Making Out... With A Girl
This is my highlight of the weekend and the weekend hasn't even started yet

.:Klingon Speaking 3 Year Old
Is it child abuse to teach your child a language from Star Trek

.:Lesbians Make Better Parents
This is actually a really interesting article from the UK

.:Dog Wanking It
This dog and Samy has a ton in common

.:Miss Gay Brazil Gets Wig Snatched
Nothing's better than a good old fashioned drag fight