.:80 Year Old Dragged Through Car Wash
Ohhhh what a shame... I bet it was quite a sight to see though

.:10 New iPhone Games For Everyone
These aren't pervy or overly lame... Right in the middle

.:Snow Plowing Robot
This is probably one of the coolest inventions ever

.:Twilight Trailer Broken Down
What does the trailer truly tell us about the movie

.:Michelle Branch Tramp Stamp
I haven't spoken about her in years, until this...

.:Tanning Beds To Be Banned From Teens
Sorry teens but you'll have to get tan the old fashion way

.:Baltimore Safe Turn In Day
If you have a misdameanor warrant you might get off scott free

.:New Drivers Ed For Students
The program is getting revamped after years of the same

.:The Price Is Pervy
I'm amazed how pervy Bob Barker sounds in these old clips

.:Reindeer Pwns Zoo Keeper
This is why you don't mess with huge animals!

.:Monkey Breast Feeds Kitten
Do I really need to write an explanation for this?

.:Funeral Set For Passed Officer
The officer who died while en route to a call is being laid to rest

.:Man Robbed After Winning At MGM Grand
They asked him to get naked and in the shower and it didn't end like he wanted

.:Ben And Jerry's Wedding
This is gonna be the first ever same sex wedding at the ice cream shop

.:Escapee Caught
Escaped from a moving vehicle but wasn't smart enough to hide

.:Robbed At Communion
This guy has some bad karma coming his way right now

.:Fake Obituary Causes Uproar
How does a newspaper not realize this is happening?!?!

.:Mayor Approves Smoking Events
The smoking ban will be turned off for these two big events

.:Happy Hour For Babies
A baby friendly happy hour sounds like a horrible idea...

.:Health Code Violations Galore For Top Restaurants
And I've been to sooo many of these places... Still good though haha

.:Kid Can Tell LEGO Character With His Mouth
This girl needs a hobby like woah! Seriously a hobby or a boyfriend

.:Reporter Freak Out
This guy will not become an anchor with that kind of attitude

.:Man Assaulted By Pregnant Wife
Do you think he pressed charges? Read on

.:Man Spies On Wife In Bathroom
He did it bc she wasn't putting out and he didn't want to look at porno

.:Sexual Anorexia
It's the opposite of sex addiction and is just as big an issue

.:Dwarf Theme Park
This is causing quite a stir in some small circles

.:Feeling Guilty About Feeling Guilty??
This sounds confusing but it makes sense in some ways

.:Lady Gaga And Beyonce "Telephone"
The epic super long video is finally out and you can watch it here

.:Conan On Tour
The king of late night is hitting the road

.:Stress Determines Who's Attractive
It's like beer goggles but due to stress not alcohol

.:Painting Horses
As in these horses are "artists" and actually sell their work

.:Student Looks Like A "Prostitute"
This teacher is in trouble for saying that...

.:Whale Meat Served In Sushi Restaurant
And now the owner is facing federal charges for serving an endangered species

.:Homeless Man Lives Off Points
His past career left him enough frequent flyer points that he lives for free

.:Facebook Location Feature
Now you'll know what and WHERE they're doing it

.:Best Hotel Bar In The Nation
And it belongs to DC local POV

.:Woman Groped On Overnight Flight
Luckily the man was caught bc he couldn't escape anywhere

.:Plastic Surgeries That Should Be Illegal
Some of these are ridiculous and I didn't even know they were offered

.:Drug Overdose More Frequent In Hot Weather
So does that mean you shouldn't do drugs in warm weather???

.:Pic Of Nude Victim Will Be Banned
The judge has decided to help the family and keep them private

.:Google Maps For Bikes Is Flawed
I guess it's an issue when you're directing cyclists to the highway

.:Men Stay Friskier Longer
We might die earlier but we will make love up until then

.:Drugged Driving A Threat
Now it's becoming as popular as drunk driving...

.:Prom Cancelled
And it's because a lesbian wanted to go with her girlfriend