.:Military Exercises Over DC
Bet you can't wait to hear that noise in the morning

.:Lady Gaga Stole Her Style From Wal Mart
These pictures were enough proof for me... Check them out

.:Fart Sabers
What a little bit of sound effects can do to a classic movie

.:Guy Hit In Face With Pole
He had a boner over the Lamborghini and forgot about the pole

.:Wyclef Paid Mistress Through Charity
He's going to hell soooo fast if this is true

.:Mexican Drug Gang Responsible For Killings
The cartel is being blamed for the consulate murders in Mexico City

.:What Happened To The Accelerator Issues
Tests are failing to reproduce what people are complaining about

.:What Women Want From Men
Guys pay attention! These could help you out

.:People In Power Make Better Liars
This is not a good thing, but I do believe it

.:Hearts Swoon When Stocks Do
If you don't know what swoon means, you're probably confused

.:Women Have Better Memories
You don't need to perform a study for this

.:Tummy Fat Used For Breast Augmentation
This is actually quite genius... Two birds one stone

.:Married At 24
That may sound young but it's the median age for marriages

.:We're Still Sexist
In our writing especially and we don't know it

.:DC Car Safety Checks Coming Back
I'm glad that council has time to focus on stupid stuff like this

.:Bridesmaid Dress Stolen
Wow!! I would've hated to be around there at the time

.:Arenas Says He Deserved Punishment
Finally he's fessing up for what he did and admitting it was wrong

.:Sizing Up Sperm
It's actually the name of a new documentary about spermazoid

.:New Police Cars
Looks like those parking tickets are paying off

.:25 Things Cheaters Say
Oddly enough "I'm sorry" didn't make it on the list

.:11 Things You Didn't Know You Could See On A Webcam
I'm pretty sure there's more then 11 things but who am I to argue...

.:Hockey Introduction Fail
Ouch! This must hurt physically and emotionally

.:Lipstick Tells You When She's In The Mood
In case her touching of your leg wasn't hint enough

.:Find A Trophy Husband
Soulmates are worthless, hit it big

.:Mom Calls 911 On Herself
I mean at least she called 911...

.:Dog Eats $20k Diamond
This would've been one dead dog if it was me

.:Vampire Running For President
This guy seems like an awesome candidate... (and by "awesome" I mean horrible)

.:South Park Spoofs Tiger
This sounds like it is amazing! See the preview here

.:Waste 10 Minutes At Work
The number 1-800-539-2890 will prompt you through 10 minutes of time wasting

.:Chihuahua Scooped Up By Bird
This is why I have a dog that weighs more then 3 pounds

.:Rielle Hunter Speaks Out
And John Edwards' baby mama also took some risque pics

.:Teen Driver Decals
It's already law in some states and could be coming here

.:Man Fired For Using Medical Marijuana
Even though a doctor prescribed it, Wal Mart still fired the man

.:Human Egg Raffled Off
I would've preferred the coffee maker...

.:Woman Aims To Be Fattest In World
This is not something I would work towards, but she is

.:Woman Jumps Off Cliff To Avoid Rapist
This is an insane story! Read it here

.:March Madness Hinders Work
This is a no brainer, but don't get caught

.:21 Time Saving Cities
Sorry but I don't think we're gonna make the list

.:Recession Slang
"Funployment" is one of the new additions

.:Thousands Answer Dating Ad
This girl should've thought twice before this post

.:Cheap Uggs Will Ruin Your Feet
They say jsut 6 months of wear could lead a life of pain

.:Sexy Maids
Finally I have a reason to get a maid for the home

.:Woman Accused Of Stealing 500 Rolls Of TP
What the hell are you eating that you need 500 rolls of TP

.:Plan B Cards Handed Out At Clubs
And some people are offended. Others understand why