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Tuesday 09-22-2009 8:07am ET
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So I open up my bank account today to see that my account balance of over a grand says

-$37,515 AS IN NEGATIVE 37 Gs!!!!! I hate my life right now and all I want is a burrito


Thursday 07-23-2009 1:09pm ET
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You know when you spend all day long riding around at a theme park and even after the $15 chicken tenders, you could still go for a snack? Well your dreams have come true because we're about to knock out 2 birds with 1 stone.

First get cookie dough... Than drive to your favorite parking lot (one that you'll be at for at least 4 hours in most cases if not more) and park in a sunny spot trying to get your windshield to face the sun. Place little balls of cookie dough on dash board... Next you go ride rollercoasters/shop for shoes/do whatever takes up large amounts of time. Come back and enjoy your cookies...

 

NOTE:Technically you'll be eating raw cookie dough so it could get you sick... I'm gonna eat mine anyways so you're just gonna have to see if I live


Wednesday 06-10-2009 8:01am ET
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My new invention is the Salsa Sombrero... It's a hat shaped tortilla chip that has a saucer on top for salsa or your favorite dip... Now all you need is a few friends and a reason to break off the hat and eat some salsa

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